DISTORTED VISIONS OF ERASMUS ON  THUNDERCATS  SLIPPERS  

          It was a Crazy jack daniels quaffing, marlboro smokin’, poker playing thang  

            I had two twos and a four  

            I was feeling lucky and a tad frisky  

            so I staked both my legs and a gold plated earring

             which I had found in a latrine near piccadilly circus

             earlier that day .

            meat cleaver cliff grinned a filthy grin as he laid  

             down his hand - a two, a three and a half eaten 

               digestive biscuit .

            the bastard had beaten me !

            ‘you cheated ! ‘ I lied  as I went about giving cliff a thorough kicking  

            in retrospect this may have been slightly out  of  order  as cliff is a paraplegic dwarf  

            but there was no fucking way I was gonna lose that Earring  

	this is a dark and terrifying page isn’t it

 

            Mr ponsonby’s hernia #3

mr p : doctor , the whole of my face has been melted by a radiation leak

doctor : i’m sorry mr ponsonby etc

mr p : well fuck me backwards with an iron claw !